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So over the past five years, I have worked myself into a continual semi-conscious state by putting myself through school - by myself. I never payed a cent for tuition; unfortunately, my government loans did all of that (ack, repayment!), but I did do the rest mostly by myself (minus some dollars here and there from scholarships and loan overflow). Boo-yah.
Unfortunately, this doesn't feel like such a big deal on the flip side. Now it feels like I'm some sort of hippie dreamer who wears used clothing and got a masters degree for fun. I don't wear enough makeup to be taken seriously. I swear everyone's teeth were whiter than mine at the ceremony on Saturday. I had a weird growth on my eyebrow. And then when it was all over, I ate a burger made of beets.
It really just couldn't get any worse.
I can't even pretend to have put myself through "by myself" and my final GPA was lousy. I had a quarter pounder with cheese for my graduation lunch. And, I think your teeth are naturally whiter than mine. So...
ReplyDeleteBTW, graduation was four days ago, hardly enough time to rack up I'm-a-post-grad-loser points.