omg. Black Friday depresses me soooooo much. I do not understand how/why people get so excited/frenzied about it. Waking up early? No thank you. Crowds of anxious people? Um, nope. So, as I sit here, beside my family, all of us on our laptops (shameful, I know), I offer up my suggestions for the day, brought to you by the letter B for Baroque, because that is what my dad is playing while he grades papers. Bleh.
1. Eat a taco truck burrito - because leftovers are for animals, right? Or maybe you don't have any (sad day), and you need a reason to go on living
2. Go see Daniel Day-Lewis in Lincoln - because there's nothing to be thankful for more than the abolition of slavery, right?
3. Clean your parents' house - because no who lives there even smells the cat urine anymore
4. You know the animals you've been ignoring because you've been busy eating pie? Take the dogs for a walk
5. Read/Listen to this NPR story, then write a poem about food. If I wrote a poem about my meal yesterday, it would be about drunk men hitting on me and telling baudy jokes, then about me overdoing it with one glass of wine, and a late cup of coffee at 6pm
Peace out mofos :)
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